A fork of Rural Dictionary
the day of birth of sexiest, funniest, swankiest hoe ever. u a real hoe if u were born on december 8 🚫🧢 but in a cool way
person 1: bro did u see that hoe over there. she must have been born on december 8th!
person 2: facts bro. but she a hoe in a cool way. ya know
December 8th is national miss your exes day
Hey!! Did you hear it’s time to do your every day thing? Yea it’s December 8th
guy:*grabs ass*
crush:* what was that for?*
guy:*its December 8th *
crush:*ohhhh i kinda like you*
guy:* i like you too*
Guy1:Hey what’s today
Guy2:It’s December 8th
Guy1:It’s Ludwig Koopa Day We celebrate the best koopaling
Guy2:Wendy is best koopaling
Guy1:You have shitty taste
Guy2:*Dies cause of blue shell*
Its national do your short friend a favor day! You cant say no to anything they request
Short friend: want you to do my laundry friend:wait, why me?
Short friend:Because its december 8th!
The day we lost the legend juice wrld
December 8th
RIP juice wrld love your music 😔😞
See you in heaven 🥺
National ‘ I like ya cut g!’ Day
Ow... why’d you slap me on the head so hard...
Oh because it’s December 8th