Country Dictionary

this joke is used by your stupid friends who searched this on your computer

-Can i search something?
-Yea, sure
"searches"
-What is deez?
-DEEZ NUTS!

Something that you should never answer “What?” to.

Guy 1: You heard about Deez?
Guy 2: Deez what?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS IN MY MOUTH!

N. See also: These nuts, schwettys.

A casual appellation of the male genitalia.

That bitch was all over deez nuts.

short for these nuts

Bob: You want some of deez?

John: Some of what?

Bob: Some of deez nuts!!

to be muscular in build and have all the ladies want a pieceof your dick

I get a lotta ass cuz ima deezed mofo.

a) Consuming alcohol to where the person under the influence acts in erratic behavior. (i.e. walking home regardless of the distance, punching items that should not be punched)

b) A way of life.

I deeze'd last night.

1. balls, nuts, etc..
2. my favorite word.

You can hop on deez.