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A fun thing to put in your microwave.

Look at the pretty colours!

Largely Wasted space and a wasted Magneto Optical disk, ie, a CD.

Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...

Got an AOL disk? Good. I need more for my collection...

when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.

after a nice hard drive, i showed her my floppy disk.

What happens when middle-aged people try to incorporate youth slang into their text conversations. They type "sksksk" and their phones auto correct to "disk jams."

"That's what the Apple Maps car driver said."
"Disk jams"

1. A disk, that is hard

2. The disk that stores memory in your hard drive

1 - That disk is really hard!

2 - I have a 80GB hard disk

Time-Warner's way to make sure Linux never gets on to too many PCs. You see, if AOL is installed on more computers, users would be forced to use the dial-up modem (tyranny by costliness) which runs only on Windows.

Back in the old days, an aol disk was a floppy disk, which meant they could be reformatted and reused. But now they are a CD-ROM, which wastes plastic for crappy software, software which prohibits you from starting any executable code (even beneficial code) on your computer for the first 5 minutes after you sign on.

The preferred method of running a low level format on a computer, by a Component Level Technician

Bob: I used F-Disk to run a low level format on that bad drive.