A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's an abbreviation for Disc Jockey.
You're gonna play today as a DJ.
Noun. Someone who aimlessly attempts to "make music" by mixing two pre existing set of tracks at an eventual shot (however preposterous) at fame and money. Natural habitat: clubs where the atmosphere is pre pubic adolescents and under the bridge, selling drugs.
Upon entering high school, the definition of a DJ changes and becomes something entirely different. Before, a DJ was the man who played songs at school discos, but now, a DJ is any chav who talks fast and thinks they can "mc". DJ's often give themselves names, such as: DJ Frizzle, DJ Bling or Bad Boy DJ Raz.
Chav 1: Dat woz a wel mintd parti innit! Chav 2: Ye n dat DJ woz blingin, mon! Chav 1: Wot woz iz naym? Coz I mite gt im 2 mc at mi nxt parti! Chav 2: DJ Mudsling Match n iz m8 wer gd on da deckz 2, DJ Propa Silk.
One of the biggest douches you'll ever meet, besides a Kevin. He thinks he is cool for being 4 foot tall, with his pudgey face. He spends his time on the xbox 360(his max time, 14 hours). He complains and yells into the headset when he dies and blames other people. He cheats in anything, or attempts to give himself an advantage. He also threatens to beat people up, just to make himself look... cool? His gamertag is DMF xClutch (you can flame him if you want)
Person 1: Hey, you remember when DJ fell in class? Person 2: Oh yea! That was hilarious. DJ: Dude, just shut up, I'll own you on the xbox and beat you up. Person 1: Wow, I can't believe you have friends. Person 2: He's like 4 foot tall, he can't beat up anyone. Example 2: Person 1: I was talking to DJ on the xbox yesterday. Person 2: Was he screaming into the headset, again? Person 1: Yeah, he was online for like, 10 hours or something. Person 2: Wow.. No-life!