A fork of Rural Dictionary
the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.
Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.
Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.
It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.
“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”
“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”
When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.
You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.
A shitty unpaved driveway made of loose gravel. Usually owned by total retards who need to kill themselves by diving headfirst off of their roof onto their rock driveway.
Adam, fuck you man, you have a rock driveway. Just go kill yourself!
When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.
"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"
A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.
H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.