A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derpi is the coming together of a Jessi and a gussi usually in an online game form. A derpi may also be used as an affectionate term of endearment by one of the aforementioned or by any other user. The term derpi stems from the origin, derp.
One might refer to another individual as a "derpi" if they have done something silly.
adjective accident prone; perhaps so much so that it makes one look foolish
I've been feeling pretty derpy today. Everything I touch seems to fall apart, and I cannot seem to do anything right.
'derpiness' - noun. The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.
Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly! His derpiness is off the chain today. Your derpiness is making me laugh.
Clumsy or uncoordinated; prone to cause accidents likely due to some, often humourous, mental lapse.
Ugh, I feel so derpy today. I just filled the coffee maker with pencil shavings and tried to write something down with a coffee bean.
Not "all there in the head"; possibly lacking intelligence or common sense. The wall-eyed background character in "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", Derpy Hooves, is named after this.
Hey, look at that guy sticking his aluminum foil-wrapped dick into an electrical outlet. That's derpy if I've ever seen it. Derpy is best pony.
Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness. Symptoms of Derpies include: Decline in common sense Impairment of motor functions Reduction in observational skills Appreciation of reality television Pattern of poor decisionmaking Increased laugh response Reckless driving and parking Misuse of commonly used words Distortion of spacial reasoning Excessive quasi-aggressive physical contact If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated risks to your social well-being.
Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time." Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys." Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns." Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."