Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dingle berries

Shit that is caught on ones anal pubic hair. May be moist or rock hard and has to be removed through tidious picking.

person #1...I pooped my pants! person #2...Oh no, if you dont clean that poop out you will have alot of DINGLE BERRIES

by Theo M. January 21, 2006

Dingle-Berry

a peice of poo that is stuck to oneself

That Cat has a dingle-Berry

by Jro April 25, 2005

dingle berry

when doody is not effectively wiped clean from ones butt it dries and cakes on to anus cilia, sometimes causing mild to extreme discomfort i.e. when yanked or singed with a flame...etc

messing with ones dingles will cause one to have a bad case of after doo blues!:0(

by jingle bitty August 06, 2003

Dingle Berry

Poop, toilet paper and lint rolled up into tiny balls that get stuck to the fuzz of your anal treasure hole! Also known as Fuzz Nuggets!

When making number 2, sometimes the toilet paper can get stuck to the rim of your hole. Then, while pulling up your pants, lint adds itself to the collection. Later, while in the shower, you reach down, only to find a wad of toilet paper, lint and poop all rolled up in a tiny little ball or balls creating what is known as the Dingle berry {Ding-Ol-Bear-Re}.

by Umkay November 07, 2007

dingle-berrying

The act of communicating using your Blackberry device while taking a dump.

"I just got a message from Tim, but he's not in his office." "He's in the john. I think he's dingle-berrying you."

by Manic Depression October 23, 2008

Dingle Berry

A berry grown on the Dingle penisula in Ireland.

Man the Dingle berry pie was delicious!

by mathewphish December 14, 2011

dingle berry

a crumb of poop hanging off ur ass

look at that dingle berry on ur ass

by haja faja October 24, 2003