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Erectile Disfunction

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.

Bro. Is your dick small. No. I just have erectile disfunction Cool. It must be flaccid

by Homeslicelover33 October 07, 2022

Erectile Disfunction

When the penis of a male cannot get hard

Please pray for Greg, he has erectile disfunction.

by GoddessGhost December 01, 2018

Correctile Disfunction

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok

Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad” Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

penial disfunction

Something that your gran pa has

Hey gramma are you stuffing the marsh mellows into the piggy bank? Yeah but I call it penial disfunction

by MrNobody:P May 06, 2017

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?" lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east" priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!" isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 05, 2008

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda? Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 08, 2009