A fork of Rural Dictionary
A descriptor used to define a total brick-brained bozoid that lacks the motor skills of a competent individual.
"Hey look Landon, that lady over there just ran into a wall and dropped her keys, wallet, and phone!" "Boy, she's quite ditzy"
A name for a popular fabric design with a usually white background and many randomly placed small colorful flowers. You would see this pattern on something light and fun like an Easter dress or your grandma's pillowcase
When you tie your dick up into a pretzel
Pravarsh doing the "Ditzy Spritzy" in the school bathroom