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Doggie Bag

When a female is hunched over a toilet throwing up from a night of excessive drinking and her boyfriend or new guy comes in from behind and gives her a good ol' doggie style shagging.

Poor becky was throwing up after a long night of drinking and darts so I snuck up on her, pulled her singed hair back and Doggie Bagged her! Becky was thrilled to get Doggie Bagged on her birthday making it the highlight of her night!

by Roadie Overthegate June 13, 2007

doggy bag

Getting tea bagged by a dog.

The esteemed judge at the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship Dog Show picked the Best in Show using her tried and true formula: breed quality, coat, musculature, bite, and, to break ties, best doggy bagging.

by N8N January 16, 2006

doggy bag

Giving it doggy style to a girl (already awsome) while shes under the table and your eating a nice sub or sandwich right on the table the girl is under.

I was hungry, and horny, so i made my girlfreind give me a doggy bag.

by Tim Nihan January 24, 2006

doggy bag

a sexual act involving multiple partners; two consenting adults (at least one must be male) and a canine( any breed, your choice). Male partner perfoms doggy-style intercourse (your choice, no judgement) while the canine licks the scrotum sack. Peanut butter or another inducement may be applied to the scrotum to enhnace the canine's participation/pleasure. *CAUTION* the use of canned meat products is not recommended.

Allen told Rick that his bitches were so horny last night they agreed to a doggy bag.

by Brady Michel September 16, 2006

doggie bag

wen sum person is all in ur face, and later u chop der dog into peeces wid a chainsaww and put it in a dog bag aand wip it at teh hater. wile dy r all liek aaaaah u chop dem in haff using teh saem chainsaww.

I doggie baged sum hatahz

Texas Doggie Bag

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.

Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.

by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020

Filipino doggy bag

It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.

"Bro... that girl I took home last night left my place with a Filipino doggy bag"

by Wood side!!!!! November 02, 2016