A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.
I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about
The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness
'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'
when you lay a fat chick on her stomach. and then you titty fuck her back fat relentlessly.
dude, i mexican door knobbed that beast last night.
The act of using a door knob as a butt plug, then when your done put it back on your parents/ room mates bedroom door. with our with out cleaning.
I hated that chicks parents so much i gave her and them a fucking Belgian Door knob.
My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob
an individual lacking in intellectual prowess
look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.
when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
i am dead. as dead as a door knob!
A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.
Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."