A fork of Rural Dictionary
doylestown in the epitomie of rich. beemers and mercedes can be found in the high school parking lot, and "legalize it" written anywhere possible. the rock is symbolic and the east west game is what it is all about. most kids spend their weekends drinking in their friends' basements or or riding through town with the windows down and the music turned up. and what night would be complete without nat's, starbucks or planet smoothie? not to mention spending two hours in the parking lot of genaurdis...now that is a place to raise your kids!
doylestown is tradmarked by the townies
Doylestown is a place where suburban kids think they know what the real world is like, but are really a bunch of rich bitches. They smoke and drink yes, have fun, have intercourse. most parents are alcoholics and hang out at a local night spought the freight house.
" We are the BCB! we hard!"
Doylestown has many things to offer ; nice houses, mountainesk landscapes and beautiful farms covering much of the area....and perhaps one of the underestimated drug and alcohol seens in PA. If you are an outsider, i would not recommend vising, unless you want to get your hands on an 8th, or a few handles, and that is only if you feel comfortable buying if from a 8th grader who stole the pot from his father and the alchy from his neighbors garage. And most likely, you will end up getting ripped off because thats what people do in D-town. If you drive here, hide your becaue they will key it, if you run here tie your shoes, cause they will steal your laces, and if you plan on moving here, they will romp your lawn, egg your house, and take a number two on your doorstep, all because they can, and think they could buy you if we wanted. Doylestown is a wonderful place to be, if you are from around here.
"What do you want to do tonite?"
"I dont know, same as usual?"
"SWEET! Lets get stoned and egg some faggits house!"
D-town is a haven. It's a nice small town that has the comforts of suburban lving as well as the excitement of a real town. The adults like to think that Doylestown, Lahaska, and New Hope make a trifecta of Bucks County poshness. The kids like to think that town and all of its crazy townies make us unique and charming in a way no outsiders could understand. Doylestown is a place where most people have money (but not all by any means) but no one really wants to fess up to it. And if they do, they're probably still in middle school. Doylestown is a place where, yeah, finding pot isn't that hard, but it's also a place where you can find amazingly intellectual people musing on a bench or stoop. It's a place where children (read: middle schoolers) infest the streets till about 10:30 in the summer, and then the high schoolers and grads just chill. Doylestown isn't extreme, it's whatever you make it. It's not a stereotype, it's a place with more opportunities than most lazy suburbs, and you should give it some love.
Just another night in Doylestown, "Hey, gimme a smoke, and let me tell you about the time I got chased by the cops."
One of the nicest towns to raise kids. Most of the so-called "spoiled children" of Dtown are being raised by stay-at-home mothers who are former professionals in medicine, law, business, etc. We have a community with much to offer families and kids of all ages in terms of culture, education and social activities. We have wonderful museums, parks programs, swimming clubs, sports leagues, lakes, rivers, playgrounds and cultural events. Kids who grow up here have a charmed life in a good sense. Don't let the few bad apples spoil the picture. Where else can you find a 20-million dollar state of the art Mercedes-Benz dealership, a few hundred feet from a well-hidden K-mart and dollar store? BTW, the castle-like opulent, Mercedes dealer has a fiber-glass mule dressed as a construction worker parked outside the front entrance. Too cool!
let's go to First Friday, hear the bands at Star Park.
love the Doylestown Bookshop
Kids love the Japanese, "Iron chef"-style cooking at OOKA's
Kids Castle
Mercer Museum
Fanny Chapman swim club
Doylestown is the shit and Kiki is just jealous that she/he/it doesn't live here. And by the way, my mother is an ER nurse in a hospital that probably saved Kiki's ugly mother's life and is probably smarter than hers, I do not come from "new money" and I went to private school!
Kiki wants to live in Doylestown because the people who live there fuckin rock!