A fork of Rural Dictionary
A complete fuckin’ moron, usually seen fucking around during geotech investigations, certifying shit fill and generally being a dooooouche. Often called Harry, massvely overuses the word ‘buzzy’ and is likely an undercover homosexual.
Ohhh look! It’s that dumb cunt Harry in the corner! Buzzy bro!
A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.
Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.
Self exlpanatory. Description of a woman who lacks the basic fundamental skills to operate a motor vehicle. Should not be allowed to drive anything with wheels and an engine, except for maybe a lawn mower. More than likely she would fuck that up.
Look at that Dumb Cunt Driver over there, I can't believe she thinks its the guys fault she was on the wrong side of the road.
1. Wanting something that there is no point in having.
Jesse: So what does your girlfriend want now?
Lee: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
Jesse: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
Lee: Yea... its a fucking Dumb Cunt Wish but she will have it no doubt.
Jesse: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.
J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
When a dumb cunt’s basic ass speech reveals immediately how deeply they live in a dumb cunt world.
Man “I’ve finally been learning to cope. I talk to my family more. I’m taking care of myself better and I even got a promotion at work.”
Woman “I don't need to know all the info on how your doing or feeling just tell me the fucking name of the person that told you that I'm fucking Isom!”
Man “Wow, you went straight to dumb cunt 101 shit there.”