Country Dictionary

pronoun: another word for a natural redhead

i got a call today fro mthe fire crotch it made my teeth sweat~

While some think it is red pubic hairs it is actually possible for any human being to recieve a fire crotch. Typically at bonfires, everyone is outside enjoying a nice cold beer or playing foolish games with fireworks. In a devilish game of roman candles one could be struck in the crotch region causing them to occur a "fire crotch" Another cause of fire crotch can happen when somebody tries to be "cool" and leap over the fire. Their genitals can get very close to the fire and can also cause fire crotch If you are occuring fire crotch be prepared for burnt children if you are planning to have kids.

1. "yo dude hit me with the roman candle... o shit i got fucking fire crotch, o fuck put it out oh fuck that hurts"

This is when a individuals pubic area is red primarily due to Norwegian ancestory. These people have the ability to light cigarettes without the use of an incendiary device purely by placing their crotch in contact with it!

He ran out of matches so he used his fire crotch to light the cigarette!

A person who sleeps around and could possibly be a carrier of sexually transmitted diseases.

Stacey is such a fire-crotch!

The easiest girl to imagine naked, because you know exactly what's in her pants. The downside: you know she forgot to shave too.

I was seeing her fire crotch before I even got her home.

One who possesses an orange grundle. Usually has a very white shlong, with some pink. The female version never shaves, just has a giant orange bush.

Godamn look at that grundle, it's mad fire crotch.

Occurs when a person applies fire to a crotch Also the crotch of a redheaded person.

my crotch is on fire, i am a fire crotch, which way to the pool?