A fork of Rural Dictionary
My cousins cat that needs mental help.
" Fred you have anger issues "
Fred is a code name for marijuana used by Hippies in the 70's and 80's to find a safe location for its apropriation. UPDATE: With advent of recreational and legally bought marijuana, Senior Fred is used to describe where medicinal grade level, a.k.a. Chronic can be located and purchased, other than at a dispensary.
Q: Hey, do you know where Fred can be found? A: Yeah, he is with George over near the 7-11.
The handsomest funniest smartest strongest sexiest man ever!!!! Such a good, wholesome guy who lights up any room he walks into. You can always count on him for anything, whether it’s a quick hello to check on you or just a laugh or if you need a dollar lol. A very driven man who sets his mind to something and sticks to it! A man of his word. He’s down to earth but also won’t let no body walk all over him. Anyone would be lucky to even just know him, and whoever his girlfriend is for damn sure super lucky.
Wow. That man is so Fred Lamb. The realest.
A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs. It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away. That feeling you get when step on a nail. The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload. In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred. the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause. Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse. It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart. Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
I saw a guy watch to much Fred, his head just exploaded...
Fucking Retarded Explosives Delivery System.
When will those damned "FREDS" stop blowing themselves up?
Fred is a goofy guy who is always down to partyyyyyyyy. He is very very outgoing and loves to invent new vocabulary to describe how he is feeling. Although he generally want to take over the whole human race, sometimes he will focus in and try to kill someone specific's vibes with his horrible sense of humor.
"Fred is my mundo(^.^)" "Bread, Slice, and Fred are my fav bro's ùwú"