A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A sexual desire
2. An object worshipped for sexual purposes, much like an aphrodisiac.
"Damn, man, Todoroki is a fetish!"
No... No. The "Play" thing doesn't make a difference you prick... And transactional relationships work just fine.
Hym "Hey, Jordan. Speaking of fetishes... What do you think about that article on Ron DeSantis' time at Guantonimo Bay? Seems to be the case that he's got a bit of a torture fetish! And it's worse than my thing because at least I have like a digital and temporal buffer between be and the act but HIM!? He was in the same room as it was happening... Laughing! Since everyone is giving him nicknames I'll try one: Torture Porn Ron! How's that? Good right? We all know how much Dr. JORDAN B. PETERSON feels about fetishes and stopping people with them from getting money and power so.... What do you think Jordan? What do you think about the fact that a senator that you've praised has participated in torture and found it hilarious? Any thoughts? You want to weaponize schizophrenia against him? What are you going to do? You have anything to say about it? No? Ok... I'll catch you later. You know what? I got one more."
A certain thing that turns an individual on. Some are understandable, but most are just sick and fucked up. Realistic fetishes are "normal" but only losers have the unrealistic ones.
Common "real" fetishes: Big tits, chubby women, shaved...
Unrealistic fetishes (for losers): Furry, inflation, shemale, multiple breasts...
A horrific addiction or obsession that must be tended to daily.
Her fashion fetish drove her into bankruptcy because she went hopping everyday.
When someone is turned on by someone who gets turned by feet. However, someone with a foot fetish fetish hates feet.
Jon: Put your shoes back on!
Kim: But I thought you had a foot fetish.
Jon: No, I have a foot fetish fetish. I only get turned on by people with foot fetishes.