Country Dictionary

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Fifi

Commonly referred to as the "house centipede," this freakishly large and alarmingly fast bug can be found in any basement in North America, entering one's house through the drains. It is known that Fifis like damp areas, so if one leaves a pile of towels on the floor after showering their basement, they are certain to find one. Fifis also run towards you to hide in your clothes, which is probably the worst part. The Fifi has a disgusting number of legs and antennae, which makes it *almost* resemble something cute and cuddly, hence the ironic name "Fifi."

Holy shit, that Fifi is ridiculously huge... omg it's running straight towards me!

by J.dm March 26, 2010

Fifi

A "nicer" name for poop. Usually used by children who also aren't allowed to use the word fart.

"What do I do if I find fifi in the pool?"

by Num1gun October 19, 2009

fifi

an inside out penis

man 1: yallah ulehh come on lets go man 2: nahh bro i cant i got a fifi

by leanne and jenet August 10, 2008

fifi

a woman's privates

Ouch, get away from my fifi

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

Fifis

A space creature, known to those who love him as, "Fifis, or the Fetus Eater" and known to those who hate him as, "Feces or Fifus"

1. I love you Fifis! 2. I don't like you feces!

by Nick Fifis July 12, 2006

Fifi

A wonderful person, commonly associated with the likes of Wuffles, Ishbu and the Mommy wuffles. Very beautiful but can be dangerous. Has a strange attraction to Ishbu's, which cannot be explained in any manner. Never settles in one direct place, but always seems to find a home where some cereal and ladybugs can be found. Also has a strange attractions to pimples and the destruction of them. MWAH

Fifi dearest is coming up for a visit, how about visiting Rice?

by AngieObviously November 06, 2004

fifi

female, a girl, a bitch, ummm...damn...a gurl!

madd love to mah fifiz in dat m.i.a! ! KENDALL OUTLAW NIGGA!

by NATALIE July 16, 2004