Country Dictionary

F**K
I'm
Not
Asian
Life
Sucks

asian: hwa eyy a hwo kazika! (asian for "finals are today")

me: dammit. Can we switch brains for the day?

asian: Mwoi how gui-lo! (asian for "stupid whitey")

makes me want to crap myself

im going to crap myself during my finals

1: To destroy utterly

2: To attack until recipient is no more

3: To beat the Shit out of

Whoa, Darth Vader just finalized the shit out of Emperor Palpatine

He's down! FINALIZE HIM!

*Where's Joe?
-You didn't hear?
*Hear what?
-Joe got finalized by a bus over the weekend.
*Oh... that blows....

The exams you have to face at the end of the quarter/semester that steal your soul :c

I'm fucked for finals.

REALLY terrible band in Texas; worst vocals ever, will make you claw your ears out. Hott bassist though. Shitty singer and crappy guitarist formed 'Crimsonia' if you can even call that a band.

'Why are my ears bleeding again?'
'Oh, I guess you've heard Finality's new shit.'
'Atleast you got the 'shit' part correct.'

The worst thing ever. Only applicable in high school and intermediate school. Finals can stand for:

Fuck
I

Never
Actually
Learned (this)
Shit.

OR

Fuck
It
No
Assholes
Learn
This
Shit

Person 1: UGH I have to take finals.
Person 2: Fuck I Never Actually Learned This Shit.
Person 1: I know. Finals.

to be in the process of taking a final(s), any study related action around or during finals week.

I wish I could go up on the mountain, but I'm stuck here finalling

You go have fun while I'm finalling