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free range asylum

civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.

you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.

every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.

what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?

history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!

the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!

left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!

went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!

by michael foolsley December 09, 2010

Free range enema

An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse

If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out

by Lord Lizey Lloyd August 28, 2017

free-range child

A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent

My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.

by Raynemom June 08, 2014

free range grapes

The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.

I'll finish off the free range grapes.

by Ski Areak December 07, 2017

free range children

Kids runnin’ wild, having fun with absentee or oblivious parenting.

Shari’s grandkids are free range children-they’re str8-up Bebe’s kids yo!!!

by Pushmataha April 14, 2023

free range boning

noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.

After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.

by lindseyrockstar October 13, 2010

free-range face

n.

one whose face is one or many of the following: ugly, flat, broad, dirty, or scraggly, with an implication that cows, sheep and/or other ranch animals are allowed to graze unchecked upon their face.

"Watch for wolves, free-range face!"

by Rickard Dogg Z February 20, 2003