A fork of Rural Dictionary
The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.
Yo Mom I don't have a dick anymore cuz I was put though an eskimo freezer last night.
A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.
I managed to pull off a reverse chin at Freezer Sports last night.
slang term for, "freezer burn".
Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.
A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever. Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things: Freeze your muffin. Call non-stop Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter Google your name Want to become friends with your friends Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being. Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.
The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.
A spin off referring to fridge-freezer used to insult someone who won't commit so sexual action. This pun also refers to the persons cold heart
Victoria is such a frigid freezer
A term for new jewelry, diamonds or ice. Rapper, Rich the Kid, coined this term in his single "New Freezer" feat. Kendrick Lamar.
I got some new freezer on my wrist from the jewelry store.