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fudgepacker

Gay. See poo pusher.

John, you fudgepacker, stop kissing that man!

by KajFaj May 23, 2005

fudgepacker

someone who takes it up the jaxi a gay person derogatory term

that gay boy is such a fudgepacker

by Tom''PenFold July 25, 2009

fudgepack

(1) a derrogatory term for the university teams at north carolina state university. (2) a bastardization of their team the Wolfpack.

Hey, the Fudgepack lost to UNC again last night. They really suck at basketball, huh?

by CHvictor February 07, 2007

fudgepack

originally the fantastic4 &/or fab4,consists of iggy, latessa, nicotin, stella, jimbo/alley. became the fudgepack after a major coup dente... Basically hang out at each other houses, brendan theaters,STARBUCKS,watch waterfornians, party at the chainsaw massacre house,hang out in the school parking lot talking about nothing or aimlessly look for things to do. Most of the time it takes us hours to contact each other.

-hey is the fudgepack doing anything today? -wtf dude were the fantastic4! -whatever...lets call everyone. three hours later. -so i guess its just us... alley has work,nicoles doing homework,tessas parents are prudes...fuck it. let go to HICKMAN!

by shabanglalallalaa November 11, 2007

fudgepacker

Someone who loves to reach in a guy'a anus and get a handfull of fudge and pack it on his face!

Luke is not getting tanner, he has just a fudgepacker.

by dontmesswithme June 21, 2007

FudgePacker

one who is the biggest douche bag of them all and drops the worst commets at all the wrong times (See: FUDGEFUCK)

Man1: man did you see that play that everyone was screaming about while i was at the bathroom! FudgePacker: oh no man i missed it Man1: well what the hell were you doing? FudgePacker: well there was a pretty butterfly that was resting on the window and couldnt help but adore it Man1: case rested FudgePacker!

by A-Wal January 17, 2007

Fitchburg Fudgepacker

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018