Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

schlabber die futz

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"

Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!

by Yazster April 27, 2009

Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!

You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.

by Control Room November 23, 2003

Futz

A simpler way to say fat nuts

Damn that’s some nice futz you got

by Billcosbyrapedme September 27, 2020