A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dad "I'm gonna get the milk." Son "Ok" Son (5 years later) "Dad?"
about 18ish years SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad? Mom: He went to get milk Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? Mom: ......
A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.
"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"
The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.
Son, im gonna get some milk. Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO
When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.
-OMG! My dad is so cool! - I think your dad went to get some milk...
A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)
Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo Chad:No u