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Name of a man who loves his thick bitches. He loves them to the point that he has a home for thick bitches for all of them. Gonzo has been locked up for stupid shit and continues to be a straight hustla. #FreeGonzo
Wow Gonzo, you got all the bitches and all the swag!
Though commonly associate with a distinct style of porn, the term "gonzo" can also refer to type of penis that looks very similar to Gonzo the Muppet's nose. They can also take the shape of some kitchen faucets. Sources of a gonzo penis can include, breaking your boner, jerking off negligently, or being born unlucky.
Males having a gonzo commonly must have sex by closing immitating the mating patterns of a gorilla - known as gorillas style.
Dude, I didn't mean to stare, but you have a total gonzo dong... did you break that thing? It kinda looks like Owen Wilson's nose.
Being somewhere when someone there gets amazingly wasted and passes out and you place your Testicles over the victims eyes and your Penis over there nose and they look like gonzo.
Dude i Gave this wasted Bitch a Gonzo last night.
Skipping all four play and going all out crazy with sex lasting only 30 seconds to 2 minutes with the end result of the girl getting pregnant
all man i cant believe my cousin went gonzo on his new wife !!
According to (Bill) Cardoso, 'Gonzo' is South Boston Irish slang describing the last man standing after a drinking marathon (Wikipedia)
Ask 'gonzo' Bill, (from Boston ?)