A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. An act of self pleasure, the subject of which being a fantasy involving a repugnant subject/person that you would rather not admit to others. 2. Having a wank to someone you shouldn't.
Don't go in the bathroom, John's having a goody. I saw him go in there with a picture of Susan Boyle.
A) A crafty or sneaky induvidual B) Someone that has a knack for getting what they want C) A crook; someone that deals with illegal things
How did he get all of that money? I dont know he is a real goody. Tony Montana was a real goody in the movie Scarface.
1. Noun. An indented place on the body between the clavicle and the shoulder muscles that some people have naturally or occurs when somebody shrugs. A very ticklish place on most men. 2. Verb. To goodie: to poke one's finger in the above mentioned place on the body in order to tickle somebody.
1. Some guys find a girl's goodie sexy, other's think it's a sign of being too skinny. 2. After goodying my boyfriend, he laughed so hard he started hiccuping.
A stupid inbred who has nothing going for her To talk without engaging your brain To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about To be a total fuckwit To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre
knock knock....who's there....Jade Goody....Jade Goody who? well...thats show business " Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody