A fork of Rural Dictionary
Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.
C2: Want to be friends?
Person 67493J: Sure
C2: ...
Person 67493J: ...
C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?
The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.
Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?
Person 1:
ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
What the true meaning of friendship.
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
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Other C2: Granola bar
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Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2:
Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill
Person 2: I quit my job.
A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.