A fork of Rural Dictionary
A former live percussionist for the metal band Nevermore who was ultimately kicked out for his unorthodox use of materials and a declining mental state.
"Was that guy using a rotten fish for a snare drum?"
"Yeah he has gone totally Adam Gardner!"
The most overrated player in the nfl
Man sauce Gardner is overrated as fuck he only had 2 interceptions
the worlds largest snake... if you thought the snake was big, wait til you see the head. it shoots 'venom' out of its mouth hard enough to knock people out... once the gardner snake gets you in its sights, theres no escape.
OH NO! ITS COMING! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GARDNER SNAKE! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT! ITS GETTING READY TO BITE!
A girl, usually an older woman, whom a man likes to fertilize with.
Your mom is my gardner buddy.
Sallie Gardner went into stardom at a very young age.
An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.
"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."
Rachel Gardner is one of the main characters from angels of death.
She has a troubling past and is a little psychotic and wants to die.
Her only friend is a serial killer called zack.
she is also almost emotionless and expressionless.
Over all she just a cute not so innocent cinnamon roll!
Person 1: " Have you seen angels of death?"
Person 2:" Yea my fav character is Rachel Gardner"