Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gerk

To suck on a dick or when a bitch gives you head.

Yo this bitch gerked my dick the other day.

by TotemPole July 02, 2004

Gerk

to throw up

Stanley was in the bathroom, Gerking up something he ate last night.

by anonymous January 05, 2004

gerk

the girls of middle school in MD

geek+nerd+dork

omg that guy is such a gerk. he hangs out with his caluclator.

by hawwt shortiee March 22, 2005

Gerk Walk

A fire song created by a Jewish, Korean and Indian guy.

"All your shit fake, nigga that's a gerk walk
Real nigga bitch I'm a custom, you a default"
"반지가 무거워서 내 걸음은 gerk walk
Young ninja off the Goop and I'm through the booth"
"Everybody who a human do the gerk walk (Yuh)
Everybody who assuming that we gerk yuh (Gerk)"

by ParagonIsABadName January 19, 2022

jerk the gerk

see jack off masterbate

at camp we had 12 guys and one porn mag, so many people jerked their gerks to that one mag!!!

by scenster September 25, 2004

Gerk Off

The act of gerking off (jerking off). Gerking off usually produces a white liquid. It is done by placing one hand around the base of the Gerk and moving your hand in an up and down motion.

Tristen likes to gerk off every night before he sleeps.

by 1T0 May 19, 2015

gerk

A person who suffers from an eating disorder and farts alot.

People stereotype runway models to be gerks.

by Erin McG. April 24, 2007