A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang For Masturbating}
I caught him jerkin the gerkin
An erect penis. A plump pickle.
"Sally could tell I liked her cuz she snuck a quick peek at my perkin gerkin"
A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.
"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"
"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead
To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.
jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.