A fork of Rural Dictionary
To cripple, fuck up, mess with, or in some other way screw with someone either mentally or physically.
"Dude, never walk in on your parents, that will gibble you but good!" "That bitch owes us money, time to gibble his ass."
Having some kind of temporary or permanent disability or physical restriction.
This parking spot is reserved for gibbled people.
The retarded made up name of an overated automobile. People describe their auto as gibbly when they think it is all that when in fact it is just a common auto.
Hey dude thats really gibbly, no its not its a junker put together. You just like it because you think Mustangs are cool.
An action of violently touching someone or something, softly, or hardly, to make them feel extreme anxiety or tension or to completely discombobulate them at an atomic level, that is how it feels to be Gibbled. Also the act of touching vending machines in the right way to where they give you money instead of you giving them money. Could also be sexually provocative. Can also be the act of confusing someone so hard, that they no longer no how to continue in a conversation or activity thus they have been Gibbled.
Jerry The gibbler gibbled the vending machine so hard that the change inside it launched fifty feet. I gibbled my GF so hard she passed out from the molecular disturbance. I got gibbled so bad that I didn't even know how to keep talking about the subject at hand.
it is a much higher level of gitarded see gitarded for a definition of above..
hey man.. so and so is right gibbled .. look he can't even move lol
Also known as panniculus, it is the gross crevasse in a fat girls stomach.
My tinder date had a gibbly, but I still smashed.