Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

sloopy gilligan

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner. Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.

"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"

dirty gilligan

When a man is doing a woman doggy style on any type of watercraft, then he screams "Dirty Gilligan", and thrusts into her rear as hard as he can knocking the woman overboard.

Last Tuesday Thurston gave Ginger the old Dirty Gilligan down by the tip of Bab's Island.

by Rick Prescott Sr. June 04, 2007

Gilligan's Island

n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.

Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.

by tagz July 11, 2010

Pulling a Gilligan

Getting incredibly hammered and wandering into a local pizzeria. Upon drunkenly stumbling into said pizzeria, the subject walks into the restroom of the opposite gender, locks the door, sits on the floor, and vomits.

Jenna was pulling a Gilligan at Granteed's last night.

by Bradley Whitford September 10, 2010

gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else

Dude, you're such a Gilligan

by Dave October 28, 2003

Toby gilligan

Toby is the gayest person you will ever meet. He loves men so much and sucks them off

Oh look it’s the gay boy Toby gilligan

by Tobygillagan December 15, 2021