A fork of Rural Dictionary
Flat empty tits Deflated and empty through years of child bearing and breast feeding The consistency of pocket lining, a pocket square or a silk tie
Ma'am you have a fantastic arse and those gingerbread flaps are to die for
Also known as "runner's diarrhoea". The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run. Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.
"Where did you go after the 5km run?" "Run, run, as fast as you can..." "Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"
To suffer from a mid-run bowel movement . A mid-run "runner's diarrhea" or "runner's trots" episode Two famous examples include Catherina McKierna while winning the 1998 London Marathon and more recently Paula Radcliffe while winning the 2005 London Marathon.
"Did you see that guy cross the finish line and just keep running?" "Yeah, that wasn't a mud puddle he ran through, he had a serious case of Gingerbread Leg."
A gang bang with only natural read-heads
I was walking to my friend Josh's house, only to walk into a gay gingerbread house.
An insult generally used against people you dislike
Shut up you gingerbread frenchman
When during sex your partner blurts out lines from the Gingerbread man from shrek.
When I started to play with her clit, she jolted up and screamed 'NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTON!' I got Gingerbread manned.