A fork of Rural Dictionary
An organization that is not dedicated teaching young girls good morals, but a business dedicated making profit from selling cookies.
In short: Cookie Terrorist
The car bombing last week was a result of the terrorist organization, Girl Scouts of America, whose vicious tactics have resulting in the purchase of 5.324 trillion boxes of their Samoa Cookies.
A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness
Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”
Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
refers to lighter fluid when camping or attempting to spark a flame or blow something up.
I'm havin a hard time gettin this fire goin, wanna toss me the girl scout juice?
Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs
YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints
Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.
Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.
george would never get the girl scout honor with brittany