Country Dictionary

A term of endearment

"What a goob!"
"You're my goob!"

A man who is ample in both intelligence and physical appearance, not just one or the other. A goob must be smart and capable, and very attractive. Goobs are almost always slender, though not necessarily hard and wiry - more of a lanky look to them. If he wears glasses, contacts, and/or has braces, then that is a bonus to their goobness. Also, goobs are kind, patient, and shy. You may have to approach the goob first, but once you get him talking... it's destiny.

Dr. Spencer Reid, from "Criminal Minds" is the epitome of the perfect goob - in all qualities.

Translation of the English-language word 'good' into the ancient languages of Pipolish and Alzpalzistinian.

"Otters are so goob"
"No, they're the goobest"

When someone uses the “🥺” emoji.

Person 1: “but 🥺”
Person 2: “why are you always goobing?”
Person 1: “cause I’m a goober🥺”

1. A person commiting a generally stupid or pointless act.
2. Slang term generally used as an insult for a person who is not liked by the user of the word.

1. What a goob Steve is for drinking that much.
2. That guy is a goob, I hate him.

someone very much dear to you

Mark is my goob, the one who makes my life complete!

Translated from ancient Aramaic as "guy-boobs".

That kid has some serious goobs!