A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.
a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!
When driving, you wave someone through with a smile when really you're swearing at them under your breath for not letting you pass.
That was a Gordon Brown!
The act of ejaculating into, or towards, another’s nose with such force that temporary blindness is induced in the recipient’s eye.
during oral sex he withdrew his penis, aimed at her nose and gave her a classic Gordon Brown eye.
or
following a frantic nose job his cum came out of her eye, the poor dear had a Gordon Brown eye.
A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton
Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight
The New Prime Minister of the UK. Given this nickname due to his no-nonsense, get straight to the point style of doing things
Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown is the new PM of the UK
Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.
Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."