Country Dictionary

The state of being average, bland and uninteresting.

Mikey is so gow, his conversations just bore me.

lie: as in to lie or a lie. To "gow someone out" is to be lying, esp. in good humour. A "gow artist" is someone who often lies.

I did your mum Are you gowing me?

A girl that looks like a cow, but not a cute cow.

"Hey look at that girl Hailey! She looks like a gow!" "Ew man that is one ugly gow!"

something that perks you up and keeps you "fly'n", can be used as a verb noun and adjetive.

I.E.. Coffee, Meth, cocaine, "lets get gowed" "do you want a cup-a-gow" "Did you see johnny when he was gowing that night"

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

car or motorcycle modified by weight reduction for increased performancehot rodchopper

The gow job was created by removing most of the body work and fenders.

A place of incarceration. Jail, Pokey, Slam, Clink, etc...

I got caught running from the fuzz and they sent me to the hoose gow