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The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.
For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.
only the greatest place on earth. The Golden Griddle. Milkiest pancakes and a great chill place for the boys.
Josh: Yo matt wanna hit up the griddle?
Matt: Hundred percent!
Max: Yee baby!
A sandwich with only cheese, ham to enhance flavor, and also tomato soup. Cooked on a griddle or pan. aka cheese toasty
Setting: restraunt in a country town
Customer1: Hi what is a griddled cheese?
Waitress: It is a sandwich that is cheese and that’s it, it also comes with a cup of soup.
Customer1: So a grilled cheese?
Waitress: No a griddled cheese!(:
Customer1: Can i just get a damn grilled cheese?!?
Waitress: We don’t serve grilled cheeses here but we have something better called a griddled cheese.
Customer1: Just give me a grilled cheese
Waitress: did you mean to say griddled cheese?
To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.
Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?
When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.
Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.