A fork of Rural Dictionary
What your friend says they did with a girl when they want you to think he got laid, but really he didn’t.
“Yeah bro, last night, we’re grinding, and she just gives me that 360 guap guap outta nowhere” “Yeah.. sure...”
Guap - gwa'p (noun) ~slang~ One unit of monetary measurement varying in size not equal to a given amount of paper or coin money. Also known as a significant amount, comparatively speaking, when it is applied to purchasing any certain thing. Example: “I took my girlfriend to this dope ass place for dinner last night and ordered mad food, it was money son!” Friend replies, “Holy shit man that must have cost a guap!" Guap - gwa'p (adverb) ~slang~ To a very great degree of extent or amount. Very many, a large number; also, very much.
Example: “I have a guap of CD’s in the back seat.”, or “I drank a guap last night."
Term used to describe head so good you would pay for it; and/or also that good pussy
She said it was her first time then hit me with the guap guap 3000, bro it was raining $1’s when I was done.
Gay, Underage, Anal, Penetration (GUAP) Used in Big Seans Song GUAP. This word is an abbreviation of the anal penetration of underage male youth.
Me: Did you see Fred in his truck with his son? I think they were getting the GUAP on Matt: Yeah me and my dad did the GUAP last week in Kentucky.