Country Dictionary

Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.

When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.

Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.

Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)

Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.

When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".

a publicly acceptable replacement for the f word. It can be interchanged with any typical usage of the original f-word. It is also considered an up-and-coming vulgarity by itself.

Suck a guff!
You motherguffer!
Shut the Guff up you fat Guff!

guhff n. v. adj. ad. interj.

A derogatory term for a freshman, used exclusively by upperclassmen. However, the true idea behind the use of guff is to insult guffs in a way they can not hope to possibly comprehend!

This word can be used in almost any form!

Stupid guff get out of the way!
You guffing guff.
Guff!
You just got guffed!
Stop being a guff. (As in acting like a guff)

What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind

Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed

guffs means all stuck up and speaks like they own the joint, they think they all that

fucking english guffs, bunch of guffs

The act of giving head

She guffs for free.

I'm guffing someone today.

A word to describe people who can’t close their legs. Always posting slaggy pics n sliding into boys dms 24/7.

That’s such a guff photo.
Ew she’s such a guff.