Country Dictionary

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hat

Hat is a more intense degree of "hot."

Many things are hot, but very few are hat.

JB, "How's is going Phil?"

PJ, "Pretty hat."

hat

The result of millions of hamsters being released into the New York subways and mating with the enormous rats to create a new breed of super-rodents. See also ramster.

Upon entering the hat store, the old man's left foot was voraciously bitten off by a mob of angry ramsters.

by Sidewinder September 17, 2004

Hatting

When a male sticks his head up a females vagina, and standing up.

Grace gets hatted by toby, hatting is part of the sexual activities

hats

Hats stands for "Huge Ass Tit's". To be used in a situation where only an inner party is familuar with the expression to point out a woman with large breast.

"Damn! look at those hats in front of us!"

by Aaron "-...BBG...-" September 11, 2006

Putting a hat on a hat

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

by A1988 October 20, 2020

hat

differing pronunciation of the 'hot.' Usually used when the individual in question is so fine they're beyond the definition of the word hot.

dem beetchis ees hat. So hat I denk I's gonna splooge. Oh yer.

by Will April 09, 2004

Hat

(Noun) a little apartment for your head

He’s wearing a hat.

by theovondictionary November 03, 2022