A fork of Rural Dictionary
Has A fat girthy long penis
omg have you fucked Oscar Hester he has the biggest dick ive seen
An incredible boy that you should hold onto forever. He is the kindest boy you’ve ever met, and has the most stunning smile in the world. Usually has light brown hair that looks good no matter what he does to it, and has the most beautiful bright brown eyes. He makes you feel worthy and special, and is extremely humble despite his amazing athletic abilities. If you have a Jake Hester, hold onto him tight because there is no one in the universe that could be anything close to him.
Person 1: Who is that boy that made it on varsity? He’s only a freshman! Person 2: Oh, that’s Jake Hester he’s so good at basketball and literally every sport! Person 1: There’s this boy that really like, he has the most dazzling smile and is the nicest person i’ve ever met! :) Person 2: Oh I bet his name is Jake Hester!
The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name
Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester" Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid" Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
An uneducated white male who believes immigrants take his job
Allen: " The Mexicans took my job." Joe: "Dude....you don't need to speak English to pick strawberries...get a GED. Why are you such a hester?"
when your brother steal your sister away and gets married
Joe: " Allen totally hestered me!" John: "What do you mean?" Joe: " He married our sister before I had a chance!"