A fork of Rural Dictionary
A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.
B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.
What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.
Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.
1. We're gonna be hittin the slopes later on tonight chief.
2. Do you have your lift tickets? Cuz we're gonna be hittin the slopes.
Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten
To go to bed with the intent to sleep.
“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”
1. The act of taggin and baggin a hottie
2. Sex with a female under 20
Dude, I can't believe your goin out with Jamie...shes just turned 18!!!
Hell yeah, gonna be hittin kitten all night!!
To smoke marijuana through a bong.
"Fuck man, check out that dank."
"Yeah I know, you hittin the billy?"