Country Dictionary

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Honker

Someone who honks her horn at someone at the same time someone closes or opens a door, just so someone can have time powers and scare the locals.

Girl 1: "I don't know who the Honker is?"
Girl 2: "The Honker?"
Girl 1: "I'm scared to close my door, let alone open it."
Girl 2: "I hope not."

by Blakeintown January 30, 2015

honker

variant of honkey, honky, and honkie

used as a term of endearment amongst whites

Hey honker, I am still awake because my homework isn't done.

by Stefanie November 08, 2004

honker

a goose. especially a canadian goose

"So I saw a bunch of honkers--" "what the fuck is a honker?" "... geese, man."

by Chronos_101 September 19, 2006

honker

A dinorsaur. First used in the comic book, Turok, Son of Stone. Native americans discover a lost world of dinosaurs.

Look out, Turok, there's a big-ass honker after you.

by Rastus Fuzzbottom September 22, 2004

honker

A strong beer, usually Belgian, which makes one drunk rather fast

Have you tried that Duvel? 8.5% - it's a honker!

by LewisUK1983 September 11, 2005

Honkers

Honkers, otherwise known as Hong Kong Protesters. They are a group of protestors (babies) who fight for no reason, they have no clue what they are fighting for, and if angry, they would hit a police officer. If the police officer rebels, or even touches them, they shall fall over and cry and scream in pain.

Did you see those honkers, I can't believe they are in their 20s, yet they all have a maturity level of a three year old.

by Earth person 1212 October 02, 2019

corn honker

turd of gigantic proportions, causing much pain and discomfort

screaming..... this is a corn honker of a turd!!!

by katotool December 09, 2007