A fork of Rural Dictionary
A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
Literally the most hick town in the state of Arkansas. It's not uncommon to see people driving their tractors...to school! It's small, the people are small time, and no one typically ever leaves. Those that do are the lucky ones to have escaped.
Person 1: you're from Haskell Arkansas?!
Person 2: damn straight
1: sucks to be so small time
"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
If your name is Haskel you are strong, resilient, loyal and have awesome fashion sense. Your smile lights up any room and gets the attention of anyone in its vicinity. You are a go-getter by nature, structured, driven by dreams and visions. Your processes are strategic and you don't rush into much of anything. When you love you love hard, and when you laugh you laugh harder. You are a friend to many but few know you deeply. Your intentions are good and your kindness is recognized by many. If you know a Haskel you have been graced with greatness.
Them: Yo, there's Haskel!
You: There goes Dopeness!
Written by: sunshine on sunflowers
A great guy. A Haskel is everybody’s friend. Haskels get invited to parties and although not seen as the “life of the party” (a.k.a. drunk lampshade wearing asshole) typically, they are the rock of gathering and parties without them seem dreadfully incomplete. Haskels are dependable and reliable and make great friends. A Haskel rarely gets angry but if you are unlucky enough to find a way to anger a Haskel you had better not stick around.
The guy who brought that huge jar of ring pops to the party is a stellar Haskel!!!
That cool Haskel of a guy changed my oil for free.