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Hellen Kellering

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.

We were Hellen Kellering back there.

by Thee Big Bee June 19, 2010

the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now. Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite! Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 28, 2009

HELLEN KELLER

WaOTER wAoOTer

Water no, it’s wAOTeR hellen Keller said

by Tonpaloverxx June 03, 2021

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 22, 2011

Hellen Thach

A Gorgeous women who is great to talk to ,and to be in a relationship with , she will right you lots of love letters, and call you alot , but she will always be there for you, never take a girl like her for granted.

That woman Hellen Thach will always be my first love.

by myveryFirstlove December 02, 2011

Hellen Keller

A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*

"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

Hellen-Keller

To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.

I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.

by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 12, 2007