A fork of Rural Dictionary
Always the one left behind, rejected, forgotten. Also not dependable on using their brains. Sticks to his guns and often making him very conservative towards their gay brothers. And don’t worry about one of them asking you out because they often defuse situations with stupid humor or just making it instantly awkward.
I just got hitchcocked by this guy when I asked for his snapchat and he said he only has messenger.
Literally the grossest man that you could possibly now yet you still like him because he’s hilarious
Hitchcock in Brooklyn 99 is such a Hitchcock
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
When a situation has an unresolved ending, if the ending is in fact resolved it is for the viewer to resolve it in their mind for it is not told to them.
Maaaaaaaaate, I couldn't deal with 'Psycho', such a Hitchcock Ending! What the fudge happened to Marion for her car to be recovered from the swamp!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
A stupid fool who thinks he’s bad
“I really dislike an Oliver Hitchcock, he thinks he’s so cool and he just isn’t”
The studs of the nine nine who love to eat at wing sluts
“ you guys are such Hitchcock and scullys”