A fork of Rural Dictionary
January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
On make fun of Hoe’s day you can call hoe’s, hoe’s
On August 11th you can shake as much ass as you want, without anyone judging you!
Sarah- August 11th
Kay- Yes! It’s national hoe day!
Sarah- yesssss I finna shake this ass