A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."
when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)
TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!
When you are in a situation with a very attractive person and you dont know what to say....
Friend: hey bro you see her, damn whatchu gon do
Me: Tbh..... Im tryna go crazy
Thier are manny examples of this however.
1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.
2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.
In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.
Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(
As seen above.
noob,spam,ass,shove,foot,leather, Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass
Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka
probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you
quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same
spraying bear spray into someones face just like pepper spray
im going to can you fam