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Alconada Implosion

When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.

I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.

by Shovelmonkey May 06, 2022

Implosive Diarrhea

When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.

“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful

by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025