Country Dictionary

Given that ketchup is used for a variety of applications other than a condiment, “ketchupate” is the act of applying ketchup to any surface.

I decided to ketchupate my white couch because I wanted a red couch

Or,

I heard that if you ketchupate quartersawn red oak the wood turns blonde after being kiln dried. It has something to do with the acidity of ketchup.

When you having sex and she’s on her menstrual cycle. Or the act of using Tomato Ketchup on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Babe I can’t wait until we’re ketchuping tonight.

The action of milking something for ketchup.

I am currently ketchuping my ketchup cow.

Really drunk, or high so much so that you can't do any thing

Daniel is ketchuped, can't even move mate

to make a potentially bad food good by way of ketchup

This is so lame, I had to ketchupize it just to finish it.

ahhhhhhh...a food group.

Mom: Jimmy, would you like some french toast?
Jimmy: I'll eat it if it has ketchup on it!

Tomato flavored syrup.

"What is this I'm licking off your chest?"
"Ketchup."
"Oh."
"Hmm."
"Cool..."